Me: 29yo single professional. Ambitious. Have a gym membership and not afraid to use it at least semi-annually. 5’6″, silky, manageable hair. Keen sense of fashion. Organizational skills top-notch. Punctual. I’m sensible and practical, but know how to have fun, particularly when shopping for shoes.
Seeks: Tall, strong professional male. Must like cats. Excellent elocution a plus.
Me: 100 year old pug. Immortal, possess psychic skills. Useful for solving hauntings, finding lost items, and occasional time travel. Enjoys food and short walks ending on the couch. Short and stout. Dislike cats.